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The Official Random Chat Thread (Whore yourself out to the casino for $1/post!!!)

dmention7

dmention7

Hater
So, who's up for a trip to U-Pull-R this saturday? I need to find a transmission and/or half-shafts for beastiva.
 
dmention7

dmention7

Hater
Ladies and Gentlemen, THIS is why we need to win the lottery. I'm going to amend the rules of the powerball pool to include the stipulation that $1.5 million of our winnings goes to buying an abandoned nuclear missile base.
 
dmention7

dmention7

Hater
Isn't it though? We could all quit our jobs and live in a missile base for a few years while we fix it up into some kind of uber-mansion and sell it for 50 times what we paid.
 
mndsm

mndsm

I'M OFFENDED!
Plus just think of all the stupid shit we could do with it in the mean time. Anyone up for pushing a car off a missle silo?
 
Big Nate

Big Nate

Chaos Engineer
LOL
I almost want to post it here but then I would have to ban myself. But it you search the log on the shout box you will find Uncle Morty giving the thumds up to you.
 
Nekko Noir

Nekko Noir

=^_^=
First-year students at Kansas State Vet School were receiving their first
anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the
class by telling them, 'In Vet Medicine it is necessary to have two
important qualities as a doctor: the first is that you not be disgusted by
anything involving the animal body.' As an example, the Professor pulled
back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it
and stuck it in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his
students.

The students freaked out, hesitating for several minutes. But, eventually,
took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking
on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,
'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck my middle
finger but sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention!'
 
M

MN6

Guest
That reminds me of my human cadaver lab in college. First day, 4 of the 20 students left and did not come back.
 
Nekko Noir

Nekko Noir

=^_^=
Presidents in Drag

Happy Early Halloween!!

GW Bush


Kerry & GW Bush


Kerry


Clinton


Powell


Rumsfeld


Carter


Prince Charles
 
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