Movie Title Game? (stolen from reddit)

[Workdawg]

Pretty simple, but the potential for hilarity is enormous (like my mom).

Take the title of a movie and remove one letter to create a new movie, then give a brief synopsis.

Examples from the chatbox:
<concealer404> The Socal Network: The story of a bunch of blond surfer bras that nobody gives a fuck about
<Z-licious> Hor: Thor loses his godly powers, becomes a transvestites and sleeps with pervs for money
<Workdawg> As an example: The Fat and the Furious: A documentary set in a mcdonalds that captures the rage of fat people who don't get their chicken mcnuggets

 

[mndsm]

Gone in 6 Seconds- A riveting tale of one mans struggle to keep Dans mom from hoovering his entire bucket of chicken, and possible his arm.

 

[mOjO]

Panic ROM

How a life altering data loss turns a porn addicts life upside-down

 

[concealer404]

Unsoppable: The sequel to "Gone In 6 Seconds." The story of one man's struggle to contain the flood of drool generated by Dan's mom at the thought of a bucket of chicken, in a vain attempt at preventing it from wiping out the entire North American continent.

 

[Z-licious]

God, Less America

On a mission to rid society of its most repellent citizens, terminally ill Frank makes an unlikely accomplice in 16-year-old Roxy.

 

[concealer404]

RON: A biography film documenting the life and times of Ron Perlman.

 

[concealer404]

TON: A biography film documenting the life and times of Dan's Mom.

 

[mOjO]

Natural Born Illers

-How Mike D, MCA, Ad-Rock and Mix Master Mike came to fame.

Scram

-Girl meets boy. Boy gets pesky. Girl tells him to GTFO NAO.

 

[concealer404]

License to Ill: The sequel to "Natural Born Illers."

 

[concealer404]

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fir: Harry attempts to get over his allergic reactions to conifers using a holistic approach. It goes badly.

 

[concealer404]

Two Girls On Cup: An examination of how the two smallest girls in the world managed to perch themselves on a cup and became the darling of carnival side shows everywhere.

 

[mndsm]

God Bless 'Merica- The story of the Deep Souths struggle to rise again after the invasion of all the "furriners" that "terk der jerrrbs".

 

[Workdawg]

Indian Jones: A coming-of-age story about an american-indian boy trying to assimilate in a typical american suburb.

 

[mndsm]

Tar Wars- What happens when two competing pavement companies try to get the contract for the worlds largest Walmart parking lot? Find out in this hilarious comedy.

 

[dmention7]

Debbi Does Dallas - An erotic film featuring a slutty cheerleader named Debbi touring a Texas metropolis in a bus, banging lots of guys along the way.

EDIT: It's about time someone started up a new post-whoring thread.

 

[Workdawg]

Jai, you fail so hard.

hmmm....


Waking Tall - A hilarious, dirty comedy about the perils of morning wood.

 

[O-Str!ke]

The reak up. Starring Vince Vaughn and Jennifer anniston. A story following one couples epic journey to becothe battleshit champions of the world.

 

[O-Str!ke]

Jurassic Ark. Noah messed up. BIG TIME!!

 

[JohnnyT]

Ion man - hopefully someone else gets this one (an ion is made up of particles, no?)...

Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man

 

[mndsm]

Friday Night Light- Visit a post apocalyptic community as they recieve their one night of electricity for the year.