Passenger side front endlink nut was rusted solid, and the allen head in the bolt got stripped out. Said F it, let's put the front end back together. Already had the driver's side front strut out, and when trying to put it back in the axle boot came off, then one of the bearings on the axle broke off. Got it buttoned up enough to tow, and the car made it to Morries just before they closed so I could pick up a loaner.
I was originally hoping to save a bunch of money by replacing the shocks/struts myself, ended up costing me $500 more than if I had just gotten Morries to do it
EDIT: Here's what I got to rock for a couple of days. Believe it or not, it was the best loaner/rental car I've ever gotten.