Hot cyber sessions thread

[Z-licious]

She walked up to me and said

 

[Z-licious]

and oddly she had a 3rd nipple that came out in the middle

You're killin me man

 

[Big Nate]

She walked up to me and said

i don't know how to spell my name can you help?

 

[Hot Ice]

''I want a little asian in me...''

 

[Z-licious]

i don't know how to spell my name can you help?

And I replied

 

[Z-licious]

''I want a little asian in me...''

<_< >_>

:wank:

 

[Big Nate]

Shanyqua or Shawneque depending on your translation.

 

[Hot Ice]

Fuck Yeah you can!!

 

[Z-licious]

Shanyqua

She was so greatful that I spelled her name out for her that she

 

[Hot Ice]

Asked to see your egg roll!

 

[Big Nate]

and if she could have a bite

 

[Hot Ice]

And she felt the juices flow all over her body

 

[Big Nate]

like a river of urine

 

[Z-licious]

and if she could have a bite

She took a bite out of my eggroll and I said "Ow, watch the teeth!"

 

[Big Nate]

no you didn't say that you said "you like that"

 

[Z-licious]

no you didn't say that you said "you like that"

You got me again

After she started choking on my egg roll she....

 

[Big Nate]

passed out and i thought nows my chance.

 

[Z-licious]

passed out and i thought nows my chance.

So I called the local party shop and...

 

[Hot Ice]

Got the biggest battery operated toy they had

 

[Big Nate]

got a giant cake you can climb insde of you know the big ass cake

to slow shit