Hot cyber sessions thread

[Z-licious]

And a gallon of confetti

 

[Hot Ice]

edible confetti

 

[Big Nate]

,hambuger and one bun

 

[Z-licious]

So I put her in the cake with the hamburger on top and I....

 

[Big Nate]

lit the entire thing on fire

 

[Z-licious]

Uhh..... Then I stuck a handful of confetti in my mouth so I could...

 

[Big Nate]

try and put out the blaze

 

[Z-licious]

try and put out the blaze

However the confetti was highly flammable so.....

 

[Hot Ice]

She had to pee in my mouth to put it out

 

[Z-licious]

The pee was mixing so well with the confetti that...

 

[Big Nate]

The firman came to help but it was not a man but a woman with red hair.

 

[Hot Ice]

And no shirt on

 

[Big Nate]

just some suspeners the held up her pants and coverd her nipples

 

[Z-licious]

This shirtless firewoman was hot enough to make me forget about the burning, pissing woman in the cake so I....

 

[Hot Ice]

started to pull her red hair and ask if it all was red

 

[Z-licious]

She said no it's not and revealed her blue hair that was....

 

[Big Nate]

and she slapped me and said lets take this to the bedroom

 

[mndsm]

Except instead of dragging me into the bedroom

 

[Z-licious]

We went out back to the dumpster

 

[dmention7]

And I found a nice mushy banana that was already slick with dumpster juice