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I pwned a _______ today.

dmention7

dmention7

Hater
I posted this here since it's not technically about racing....



White saturn. (hey, he was the first guy who's challenged me!!!) He was driving like a crazy mofo... tailgating, quick lane changes, etc. Anyways, we ended up getting stopped at a light together, right before two lanes merged into one. He thought he was cool by jumping the light, but it didn't help him any.

Yeah, it's weak, but it can be just as satisfying to pwn an asshole in a shitbox, as a cool person in a nice car.
 
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mazdamn02

Guest
my toilet pwned me this morning.... yesterdays monster resurfaced due to flushing difficulties unknown to me.... nice surprise for the morning wee wee...
 
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mazdamn02

Guest
im takin her real easy at the moment, but im still having fun. but i havent felt the need to teach any one a lesson lately...
 
dmention7

dmention7

Hater
Makes me want to have kids just so I can bring em to valley fair, and say "alright, just stand your ass right there. it's fun!"
 
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mazdamn02

Guest
I know, if he didn't have a slipping clutch he could have put all 14hp down to the ground :p
 
dmention7

dmention7

Hater
You gettin mighty cocky, considering what you're rockin. Beastiva is putting out about 75hp stock, and roflgolf has a solid 200 pounds on beastiva :p
 
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mazdamn02

Guest
dmention7 said:
You gettin mighty cocky, considering what you're rockin. Beastiva is putting out about 75hp stock, and roflgolf has a solid 200 pounds on beastiva :p
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Pfffttttt.... maybe with me in it, lawlz. :score010:
 
Nekko Noir

Nekko Noir

=^_^=
hmmmm...

Beastiva vs. ROFLGOLF!!!

Once Jay gets Beastiva, you should take a pic with the two of 'em facing eachother (refer to the Mazda vs. VW pic for a good example)!!!! Let the battle begin...anyone wanna take bets? :D
 
dmention7

dmention7

Hater
Yeah dude, you're actually over 400 pounds heavier. The festiva is just shy of 1800 pounds, while you're tipping 2200

:signs109:
 
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