101 Ways Tauni Can Get Fired In An 8 Hour Work Day

[Tauni]

So I am bored at work today, and of course I hate my job. It came up in the chat box that to make the day go faster I should work topless while drinking. I noted that this would get me fired, which I thought could be nice because then I don't have to work at this shitty ass job anymore.

Sadly, I need this job, but it's still fun to think about getting fired. So I'm making a game out of this, in hopes that the day will actually go faster...

Answers must be creative, but beyond that, no real rules except don't put any, like NSFW pictures or videos or anything. Seriously I'm not ACTUALLY trying to get fired here.

We will start with Picklz's original 2 answers:

1. Have a drink

2. Work topless

 

[Tauni]

3. As an extension of #1 - get so drunk that I throw up on my bosses keyboard.

 

[dmention7]

http://www.hrworld.com/features/101-ways-to-get-fired/

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:squinty:

 

[Tauni]

You suck Jay and most of those are terrible.

You guys know me, so it should be things I would do...or not do. You get what I mean.

 

[dmention7]

http://gotoworknoob.blogspot.com/2008/03/101-ways-to-get-fired.html

 

[Tauni]

Jay you are missing the point. None of these things will get me fired in ONE day. Like something you do that they are immediately like "GTFO"

 

[dmention7]

http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/18/t1565302-101-ways-to-get-fired-from-work/

 

[Tauni]

You suck. Go home troll.

 

[mndsm]

Coil one off on the bosses chair, leave a happy birthday candle in it.

 

[mOjO]

http://www.foxbusiness.com/personal-finance/2011/09/01/12-quickest-ways-to-get-fired/

 

[Tauni]

You are stupid Poopy.

 

[Tauni]

5. Make employee name-tags with dirty and inappropriate nicknames for every employee.

 

[dmention7]

You stole that from one of the threads I posted!

 

[Tauni]

NO - I didn't even read the dumb ones you posted.

 

[Tauni]

6. Hold interviews to replace the two bosses. Bring in bums off the street.

 

[dmention7]

Sure, I post exactly what you asked for, you call them dumb, and then proceed to steal the ideas as if they were your own. I'm starting to regret even posting in this thread!

 

[Tauni]

It's your fault for posting those dumb links anyway!

 

[mndsm]

This thread went to hell quick.

That being said- sacrifice a goat on your desk to the might Jobu.

 

[ohsixspeedsix]

Get all office space with it. Come in late with street clothes on playing damn it feels good to be a gangsta and fillet a fish on your desk.

 

[Tauni]

Would have been a great thread. I blame Jay.

Invite radom druggies to our warehouse for a rave.